The Misadventures of Thor And Loki – A True Story #1

10 Oct

4:00 a.m. – MoreThanOnePage Household

Thor: Hey. Hey. Hey. I need into your room. Hey. Hey.

Thor: Hey.

Thor: Hey.

4:05 a.m.

Me: *get up to let Thor into our room*

4:06 a.m.
Thor: Hey. Hey. I need out on the balcony. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

4:10 a.m.

Thor: Hey. Heeeeey. Heeeeyyyy.

Loki: HEY THOR!

Thor: OMG WEPRIUWPEJRP)SURPRISE. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A PERSON.

Loki: Hey Thor, are we going outside?

Thor: No, Loki. I am going outside. *head bop* You are not. Heeey. I need outside. Heeeeeyyyyy.

Loki: That’s not very kind. *ear bite*

Thor: Bad Loki! *head bop*

4:26 a.m.

Me: OMG. *stomps out of bed*

Thor: Uh oh, we’re in trouble. *dives under bed*

Me: I swear to Zeus, Thor, if I have to get out of bed again… *grumble grumble fall into bed*

Loki: Mew what are we doing under the bed Thor mew.

4:28 a.m.

Thor: Hey!

Me: *turn to see Thor’s face right by my head*

Thor: I need outside!

Me: *mad grab for cat*

Struggle ensues. Human wins by a small margin. Firm grasp on cat maintained. Thor is thrown into spare room. Meanwhile, Loki runs down the hallway thinking he’s getting breakfast. Human falls back into bed.

4:37 a.m.

Loki: Uh… scuse me! Where’s my breakfast?

Me: O________________O

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